- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

The holocaust

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Oh s***

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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