- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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