- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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