- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Trump will make America great again.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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