A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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