- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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