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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

White NBA players.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

sky's sty

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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