What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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