When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Anti Joke

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