- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Sarah Palin.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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