- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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