A miserable man committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Penis

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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