- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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