What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

You having friends.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Katy Perry

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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