Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Connor is homosexuaI

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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