Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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