who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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