- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Caramel Boing.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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