Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

2 black kids walk into school

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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