- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What is older than history?

women's rights

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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