Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Sex education in Texas,

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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