what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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