- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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