How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Anti Joke

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