Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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