Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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