- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why didn't he finish his

France had one revolution

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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