Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Julian Ha.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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