- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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