Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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