whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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