What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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