You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Caolan and Eamon

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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