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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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