Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Obama

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

WNBA

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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