Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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