How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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