- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

cats are pussies

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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