- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Your mom is so nice.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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