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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

I'm homeless.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Stop Iran! We need the money.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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