Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

whats white and sticky glue

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

world society

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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