Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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