Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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