- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I woke up today

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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