So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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