- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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