- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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