What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Knock Knock. Not home.

The Labour Party.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

whats a joke

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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