There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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