knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Anti Joke

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